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A strong, well hopped stout using all British ingredients inspired by stouts of yore.
7.5 % ABV.
Bright and refreshing, this pilsner is built on a classic, simple base of German pilsner malt. Fermented low and slow then lagered for 4 weeks before a complementary dry hop of Nelson Sauvin. The subtly bready malt character melds with a firm bitterness as well as floral and grassy aromatics. Crispy and simple, Stille delivers satisfaction with every sip.ABV: 4.8%
£4.20
A dank and juicy India Pale Ale, featuring a large dose of spelt malt and flaked oats, liberally hopped with Mosaic and Columbus.ABV: 6.2%
£5.30French Rosé + Hibiscus and Rosé Seltzer. Its sharp, refreshing, botanical and definitely unexpected. ABV: 4% .
£3.00Fresh berry fruit on the nose, a light fruity red wine, hints of damson and darker berries on the pallate, a balanced finish with light tannins.ABV: 11.0%Contains Sulphites
£7.00Inspired by a Spanish dish similar to chocolate-covered French Toast. Vanilla, cinnamon & cacao join a robust base or Munich, Brown, Rye, Chocolate, and Crystal malts for bitter chocolate and spiced bready character up front, rounding out into sweet, silky, warming indulgence.ABV: 8.9%
£8.35
Our German inspired Pilsner.Crisp, easy drinking with a slightly sweet malty backbone and light fruit notes from the Mandarina Bavaria hops.ABV: 4.6%
£2.50This dark style lager boasts a Munich and chocolate malt base, giving smooth caramel flavours with crisp bready characteristics. Pouring a luxurious garnet hued brown, Oompah ticks all the boxes for an easy drinking German classic.ABV: 5.5%
£4.00
LA CHOUFFE leaves citrus notes on the palate, followed by a refreshing, pleasantly spicy note, giving it a lovely lightness. With its 8% alcohol content and slightly hoppy taste, this golden beer has won over beer lovers from all over the world down the years. Its unique taste has won various awards.ABV: 8.0%
£4.50Cast Iron Billy is a luxurious Imperial Brown Stout that harkens back to Victorian London’s brewing golden age. We’re extremely proud of our city’s rich brewing history and so for this beer we’ve drawn on an original Barclay Perkins recipe from 1832. Velvety smooth with chocolate, caramel and dark berry flavours alongside delicate hints of vanilla - you’d be forgiven for thinking Cast Iron Billy sits well below its 10.5% ABV. Close your eyes, take a sip and imagine walking down the smog filled streets of industrial revolution era Southwark... ...or maybe just enjoy your beer.ABV: 10.5%
£5.95
The refreshingly tart Oude Gueuze Cuvée René is one of the most famous Lambics ever! This spontaneously fermented beer is a blend of 1/3 old (3 years) Lambic and 2/3 young (1 year) Lambic. These were fermented in large oak barrels. The beer is then bottled and aged for another six months. During this time, bottle fermentation takes place, which not only gives the Geuze its carbonation, but rounds out the flavor beautifully. The Oude Gueuze Cuvée René convinces with its balanced play of acidity, yeast notes, hints of barrel aging and a light fruit reminiscent of citrus and apple. A great companion to many dishes or as an ingredient itself, for example, for rudiments of sauces. This beer is perfect for cellaring for several years!ABV: 6.0%
£5.80
A pale ale with Nelson Sauvin and Centennial hops. Juicy and crunchy white grape flavours from the New Zealand hop with a rounded bitterness. ABV 5%
£5.45Local delivery onlySucculent flavours of ripe plum & blackcurrant, enhanced by hints of coffee & chocolate. Soft tannins lend a firm structure & long soft finish.ABV: 14.5%Contains suplhites
£18.00
A mixed fermentation berliner weisse style beer conditioned with Raspberries and Strawberries for a juicy, tart and refreshing sour beer.3.8% ABV.
£5.60
Local delivery onlyProsecco Frizzante has a gentle fizz making it a lighter, more easy drinking style. This is a classic frizzante from the Veneto. It has a gentle sparkling and is packed full of fresh apple, delicate melon flavours with a clean, crisp finish.ABV: 10.5%Contains suplhites
£16.00
The best bits of a lager and an IPA dry hopped with Citra, Amarillo and Simcoe. Citrus notes of lemon and lime with a crisp, clean finish.6.3% ABV
£5.35
Great Heights is a pilsner that is lagered in tank for six weeks, to achieve maximum crispy freshness. Mittelfruh & Perle hops for a classic light bitterness, Great Heights is an uncomplicated delight. A great pilsner is a true and simple joy, and aren’t those the best kind of joys you can have?ABV: 4.8%
£4.10
Made in Brixton!SaucesBRIXTON Hot Sauce The sauce that started it all. Brixton is my homage to the vibrant, local community where Lazy Scientist started. This is a Scotch bonnet and tomato hot sauce born and raised in the heart of SW9. All ingredients sourced from sellers on Electric Avenue and lovingly mixed nearby. Works great as a pizza crust dip or for adding a bit of zing to any pasta sauce but highly recommended for slathering over eggs for a winning start to any day!DUTCH A Sriracha style chillli sauce produced using fermented red chillies and lashings of garlic. Works great for splashing over Hot Wings and Seiten Nuggets or try mixing with a dash of mayo.SCOTCH Hot Sauce The bigger uglier brother of Dutch. This fermented wing sauce hass been ramped up using delicious, fruity Scotch Bonnet chillies to give more fire.PRIMO Hot Sauce The biggest and ugliest of the brothers. This fermented wing sauce has been made interstellar by introducing Carolina Reaper Chillies into the fray.CHIP Hot Sauce My take on a sweet, smokey, spicy BBQ sauce creating from a fermented dutch base with lashings of Chipotle chilli goodness. The smoked Jalapenos give it a little extra kick compared to you average BBQ sauce but if you like a bit of extra spice, you will love this.
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