Kaiser Pils
Our German inspired Pilsner.Crisp, easy drinking with a slightly sweet malty backbone and light fruit notes from the Mandarina Bavaria hops.ABV: 4.6%
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The original German wheat beer. In 1872, Georg Schneider bought the brewing rights to wheat beer from King Ludwig II of Bavaria, making Schneider Original one of the first publicly available wheat beers in the world. Amber-coloured with nuances of ripe bananas, clove, nutmeg and nuts, this weissbier pairs well with pork and root vegetables.
ABV: 5.4%
Our German inspired Pilsner.Crisp, easy drinking with a slightly sweet malty backbone and light fruit notes from the Mandarina Bavaria hops.ABV: 4.6%
£2.50FRUITED IPA brewed in collaboration with our great pals from Deptford, Villages. This big, zesty IPA with whopping great additions of thick ripe Mango puree makes this a smooth, juicy and easy tipple. With only the addition of Citra, giving it big hitting notes of Citrus peel and grapefruit. It's a real treat for the eyes and the mouth.ABV: 7.0%
£6.40RIDER, 4.5% Pale Ale, is our take on a classic hazy pale ale brewed in collaboration with one of the world’s most prolific producers of guitar amps, HIWATT.The brief for this beer was it must be ideal for sinking whilst in the pub or taking in some great bands whilst shouting at your mates. It pours a gorgeous hazy pale straw colour, with an oily and silky mouthfeel.The body is sweet and prominent all rounded out with the lightest of crisp bitter finishes. Mosaic, Citra and Citra Cryo, all come out to play to deliver an explosion of orange peel, mango, melon and pineThe can art is inspired by the sweeping sine waves truly unique to the Hiwatt tone crossed with the connection between soundwaves and mother nature's natural wavy elements; be it land or sea. So sit back, bang on those tunes, gaze into the can and remember those good times spent jamming and soaking up all the world has to offer!
£4.30Project Barista combines two of our greatest passions! This series takes the relationship between coffee and beer in different directions, with four unique brews, four kinds of coffee used in different ways, in collaboration with four incredible independent roasters. Our delicious ESB uses classic malts, a traditional yeast and is served with a Siren spin.ABV: 5.8%Allergens: Nuts (Hazelnuts), Gluten
£4.35A bold and punchy IPA hopped with Amarillo, Idaho 7, Sabro and Simcoe. Full of tropical and citrus flavours with notes of orange, pineapple and grapefruit with mild bitterness on the finish.7.4% ABV.
£6.40One of the classic examples of this Belgian style, Boon Kriek is a cherry beer made by blending different ages of lambic and ageing them again over whole cherries. The result is a very tart but slightly sweet beer with a deep, rich cherry flavour and a light, fizzing finish.ABV: 4.0%
£4.00Saturated in Citra, Mosaic and Idaho-7, this 6% IPA is brimming with fruit bubblegum flavours of mango, orange peel, pineapple and ripe flat peaches. There are a limited number of cases of this beer and so we don't expect it to hang around for long.ABV: 6.0%
£6.00A medium bodied, cider-like lambic beer. Blended from different years of barrel aged beer it has an oaky white wine-esq feel to it.7% ABV.
£4.40A strong, well hopped stout using all British ingredients inspired by stouts of yore. 7.5 % ABV.
£6.15Peach, apricot, tangerine & white grape! MaryLou's back with a super soft mouthfeel and bags of juicy flavour. Crack a can and whisk yourself away to sunnier climes with this lip smacking pale ale.ABV: 5.2%
£5.30Made in Brixton!SaucesBRIXTON Hot Sauce The sauce that started it all. Brixton is my homage to the vibrant, local community where Lazy Scientist started. This is a Scotch bonnet and tomato hot sauce born and raised in the heart of SW9. All ingredients sourced from sellers on Electric Avenue and lovingly mixed nearby. Works great as a pizza crust dip or for adding a bit of zing to any pasta sauce but highly recommended for slathering over eggs for a winning start to any day!DUTCH A Sriracha style chillli sauce produced using fermented red chillies and lashings of garlic. Works great for splashing over Hot Wings and Seiten Nuggets or try mixing with a dash of mayo.SCOTCH Hot Sauce The bigger uglier brother of Dutch. This fermented wing sauce hass been ramped up using delicious, fruity Scotch Bonnet chillies to give more fire.PRIMO Hot Sauce The biggest and ugliest of the brothers. This fermented wing sauce has been made interstellar by introducing Carolina Reaper Chillies into the fray.CHIP Hot Sauce My take on a sweet, smokey, spicy BBQ sauce creating from a fermented dutch base with lashings of Chipotle chilli goodness. The smoked Jalapenos give it a little extra kick compared to you average BBQ sauce but if you like a bit of extra spice, you will love this.
£7.00A collaboration with Sommar Brewing Company, brewed with El Dorado, Citra and Mosaic giving citrus, berry and pineapple notes.6% ABV.
£5.40“Rejoice!” strips back all of the regalia – no adjuncts, no barrel ageing, no collaborations, just a laser focus on the bare bones of an Imperial Stout. The sum total of everything we’ve learned about the style by tinkering with the recipe over its previous four iterations, and set us up for the final ascent.Focusing on the essence of an Imperial Stout, the malt bill, we’ve introduced Black Malt to the grist, imbuing the silky smooth, treacle-toffee, milk-chocolate base with a gnarly dose of raisin, bitter, tannic dark chocolate, and the warmth of toasted tobacco.
£8.80Enjoying the moment in high spirits Meine helle Weisse is a bright wheat beer with the original Schneider Weisse aroma, full-bodied and intensiveABV: 5.2%
£3.40Lindemans Cassis is an easy drinking and soothing, fruity-tart, lambic fruit beer.ABV: 3.5%
£4.40Pale ale dry hopped with modern perennials CItra & Mosaic. Smooth berry bubblegum with a grapefruity citrus bitterness. Grab a can, Jerry! It’s time to celebrate.ABV 5.5%
£5.75Gluten free pale - A grist of extra pale. wheat, and oats have us a lean wort that was hopped in the whirlpool with Citra & Centennial. Dry-hopped with Citra, Centennial, Simcoe, & Idaho-7 for bright tangerine and grapefruit aromas with a subtle piney bitterness. ABV: 4.8%
£4.40At its base, this Saison is refreshing and fruity with spicy characteristics, and perfectly balanced low bitterness. The cherry adds ripe, nutty and woody notes with the red grape delivering dry and sweet overtones with a touch of tannic at the close.ABV: 8.3%
£5.00A blended, golden sour ale with tropical dragonfruit and lime. Subdued melon and kiwi notes with added lime zest and juice.6.4% ABV.
£9.20My Phone’s On Snooze 3.5% is raspberry Berliner Weisse. Tart & jammy with a beautiful balance of sweetness and sour, Snooze is a complex yet refreshing quencher!ABV: 3.5%
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